The Passport Office.
Nobody needs papers here. The whole village — every shop, every game, every stamp — works without an account, and that is the main road, not a side gate. A passport does exactly one thing: stamps earned on this device turn up on your next one.
Get your papers.
Two doors, same desk. Either way the clerk keeps your email as a key and nothing else.
No password to invent, nothing to remember. The link signs you in; the email stays at the auth desk as a key and is never copied into the village ledger.
What the papers say — and never say
They do one thing. Stamps earned on the laptop appear on the phone. That is the whole feature; there is no second paragraph.
Only what you type on your page is kept. A display name and a face, because you chose to write them — and you can clear or delete them at any time. Nothing else about you is stored: the visit is keyed on a random number, and the email is a key at the auth desk, not a row in our tables.
RV$0.00, and no letters. Signing in is not a mailing list. The martech dispatches are a separate box in the guest book, and it stays exactly as you left it.
The board fills as you clear shelves around the village — papers just mean it follows you when it does.